God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)