How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)