Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)