I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)