I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)